🌿 PRODUCT
Gelato Cream Cake pre-roll — premium flower hand-rolled in unbleached paper. Lab — current batch tests at 25.95% THC / 0.41% CBG, with limonene, β-caryophyllene, and linalool leading the terpene profile.
🏷 BRAND
The Vault — fresh take on weed, trusted for consistency, flavor, performance. The MPX umbrella's everyday flower line — accessible everyday quality from the same NJ facility.
🧬 LINEAGE
Gelato Cream Cake — Wedding Cake × Gelato. Vanilla-cream sweetness over a soft gas finish.
☀️ USE MOMENT
Flexible — hybrid lean, balanced session.
🎵 SONG PAIRING
Bonnie Raitt — "I Can't Make You Love Me" — slow-burn dessert-quiet.
