Dirty Taxi — Sativa-dominant Hybrid
🍰 Lineage: Dirty Taxi comes straight out of the Top Dawg lineage — GMO (Garlic Cookies) × Chem I-95 — so you already know what lane this is. Heavy chem backbone, big nose, full flavor. GMO brings that funky, gassy, earthy depth, and the Chem I-95 adds the sharp fuel and sativa lift. It’s one of those hybrids that hits fast and stays loud.
🍮 Terpene profile:
This batch carries limonene (0.63%), β-myrcene (0.32%), β-caryophyllene (0.12%), β-pinene (0.05%), α-pinene (0.04%), and humulene (0.03%).
The combo gives you:
• Citrus zest from the limonene for mood and anti-anxiety
• Herbal earthiness from the myrcene
• Peppery spice + anti-inflammatory calm from the caryophyllene
• Bright pine + alertness from both pinenes
• A hint of hoppy dryness from the humulene
It all stacks into that classic chem-diesel aroma — sharp, funky, gassy, but lifted with that citrus-pine brightness.
😴 Effects:
Dirty Taxi hits with that instant ignition feeling — a fast-rising, giddy rush, like you just flipped the switch from idle to full throttle. It’s uplifting, tingly, focused, and keeps you moving. As it settles, the energy smooths out into a clean, cheerful body buzz. With THCa around 29.15% and delta-9 roughly 26.13%, it’s long-lasting and absolutely not a lightweight.
🛌 Wellness notes:
This one works great for daytime relief when you still need to stay functional — chronic pain, tension, stress, headaches, low mood, or fatigue. The balance of pine + citrus terps keeps you alert instead of foggy, and the chem backbone keeps the mood bright and active.
🌙 Situational use:
Dirty Taxi is a perfect get-things-done strain — creative sessions, errands, cleaning sprees, social hangs, or knocking out a to-do list with a smile on your face. As the high matures, it shifts into an easier body warmth, so it still plays well later in the day when you’re ready to chill without crashing.
🎵 Song pairing: “Break On Through (To the Other Side)” — The Doors
This strain hits with that same chaotic forward momentum as the opening drum roll — fast, bright, and immediately in motion. It’s got that psychedelic spark, the energy that pushes you to keep going, break through the mental clutter, and ride the lift. It feels like daytime chem energy translated into music.
