🌿 PRODUCT
A 1G 2-pack of Slurricane pre-rolls — 100% whole flower (never trim, never shake), hand-rolled in unbleached paper, slow-burn cones. Two joints to a slide-out matchbook-style box. Sweet berry-grape, OG-cookie weight, heavy indica landing. Lab — current batch tests at 22.79% THC / 25.73% Total THC / 0.20% CBG, with β-caryophyllene 1.30%, limonene 0.63%, β-myrcene 0.49% leading the terpene profile.
🏷 BRAND
Green Joy is a New Jersey craft-cannabis cultivator out of Lambertville — fifteen years of Colorado-craft experience brought east, all flower and pre-rolls grown indoor on a meticulous house program. The brand reads warm and confident: clean studio packaging, a matchbook-and-a-smoke lifestyle, slow-burn cones, real attention to terpene detail.
🧬 LINEAGE
Slurricane — Do-Si-Dos × Purple Punch (In-House Genetics). Do-Si-Dos brings the cookie-OG weight, Purple Punch brings the berry-grape finish.
☀️ USE MOMENT
Evening / heavy-couch / experienced. Reported relaxed, hungry, sleepy.
🎵 SONG PAIRING
Ray Barretto — "Acid": classic Fania-era Latin jazz, dark and rich.
