🌿 PRODUCT
Hippie Crasher is a 2-pack 1G pre-roll from Agri Kind. The local profile leans indica, so the softer side is part of the appeal. Current batch: Total THC 25.93%, delta-9 THC 25.08%, THCA 25.93%, CBG 0.34%. Lead terpenes: beta-caryophyllene 0.35%, limonene 0.24%, linalool 0.17%, humulene 0.09%, alpha-pinene 0.06%, beta-pinene 0.05%. Reported effects: relaxed, hungry, and sleepy. Terpene flavor direction: peppery spice and gas, citrus lift, soft floral sweetness, and woody, hoppy depth. This is the grab-and-go version, so the strain character still needs to show up.
🏷 BRAND
Agri-Kind brings cultivation and extraction together across flower, vapes, and concentrates. The brand has a grower-and-lab feel: strain character, resin, potency, and terpene detail all matter.
🧬 LINEAGE
For Hippie Crasher, the current batch facts say indica pre-roll, Total THC 25.93%, delta-9 THC 25.08%, beta-caryophyllene 0.35%, limonene 0.24%, and linalool 0.17% up front, and relaxed, hungry, and sleepy reported. Terpene flavor direction: peppery spice and gas, citrus lift, soft floral sweetness, and woody, hoppy depth.
☀️ USE MOMENT
Works for the part of the day that can stay simple: low-effort food, comfortable clothes, familiar music, and nowhere urgent to be. The relaxed, hungry, and sleepy side belongs with food, water, comfort, and no urgent plans.
🎵 SONG PAIRING
Ramsey Lewis - "Les Fleur" - bright orchestral soul-jazz.
